Session A13 — Bonus Session

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Session Info

Arc A — Phandalin
Session A13
Real Date 2024-04-27
In-Game Date Hammer 15, 1507 DR
Location Road to PhandalinPhandalin

Summary

A homecoming-and-planning episode. After a drow ambush on the final stretch of road, the party returns to Phandalin to find their relationships intact and their reputation growing. They check in with nearly every important local contact, handle outstanding obligations, and settle on Thundertree as the next destination. Reidoth is the key new lead — finding him means both druidic knowledge and a route toward Cragmaw Castle and Gundren Rockseeker. The session closes on rain dance theology and Othorion's first theologically ambiguous shuffle.


Key Events

The Road Ambush — Final Stretch to Phandalin

On the last stretch of road before Phandalin, a House Baenre scouting party was waiting for them.


Arrival — Pip's Reunion at the Stonehill Inn

The party rolls into Phandalin after roughly twenty days on the road in miserable rain. The mood is tired, relieved, and ready for hot food.

Roland's Spear of Legends: On the journey back, Roland whittled a toy spear for Pip — three days of carving on a bouncing cart, with no carpentry tools. The DM rolled three nature checks of varying difficulty. The result was described as follows: "The bottom of this looks like a child has basically chewed on a stick and whittled it down into the rough shape," then the middle section became "a work of art — there's a squirrel whose legs look like a Cronenbergian nightmare but it looks like a freaking beautiful Leonardo da Vinci painting up top," and the tip was a functional sharpened point. Final ruling: "You made a 10-foot spear because you forgot how tall she is." The DM: "It looks like three people worked on it." Pip named it the Spear of Legends.

Pip's greeting: She dropped her food, hovered across the inn, and sucker-punched Roland in the groin as hard as she could. First words: "Where the hell have you been? And where's Jonah? Who the hell is this?" Roland: "We've been on the road. We've been having adventures. We have stories to tell." Pip slapped the table: "Barkeep! Milk!" — and was immediately corrected by her mother from the back: "Pipithril Stonehill, I am your mother and you will not call me a barkeep. Get the milk yourself." Full name confirmed: Pipithril Stonehill. After hearing that Jonah had departed: "Well, he's in a better place." Then, accepting the Spear of Legends and turning to the party: "I have a weapon now, so you better be honest."

Pip's intelligence on the town while the party was away included that some other adventurers came through and "were kind of making fun of you" — one of them "had a really punchable face." She handled it. Also, Mainestrid Copperlocks had come through: a particularly abrasive red-haired gnome woman who attempted to throw her weight around regarding the town's future and the missing Rockseeker situation. Sildar Hallwinter, Daran Edermath, and Granny Graywind pushed back. The message is clear: if Gundren stays missing long enough, outside interests will start claiming control of the region's mining prospects.


Kavu, Qelline, and Drizzle at the Alderleaf Farm

Kavu heads to the Alderleaf farm, where Qelline Alderleaf and her son Karp are hauling in potatoes in the rain and Drizzle is working off his time in the kitchen.


Tresendar Manor Becomes a Real Project

Roland and Kelvin head to Tresendar Manor, where Sildar Hallwinter walks them through the current reconstruction.


Sister Garaele — Bowgentle's Spellbook Quest Concluded


Daran Edermath — Old Owl Well Debrief

Roland and Kelvin find Daran picking apples in his orchard and loading barrels onto a cart. He is humming: "and then the Kenku said, my name is Rain Falling on a Wooden Roof" — a Lifting Spirits-era tune passed down through Order of the Gauntlet channels. The party sat on barrels while he sorted apples for cider and ate the one good one.


Haldak Learns the Truth About Netheril

Upon seeing a regional map of Faerûn, Haldak Tencloak became deeply disturbed. Waterdeep, Neverwinter — cities he had never heard of. When the party explained that Netheril fell over 2,000 years ago — not "a few days ago" as Haldak believed — he had a severe emotional breakdown. Everyone he had ever known was dead. He spent time conjuring an astral lute and weeping. The party gave him space.

Pip's Age-Testing Incident

Pip had acquired a broken age-testing dagger and insisted on testing the party. Results: Roland — 18 (legal to drink), Kavu — 19 (dragonborn can drink at 6), Othorion — approximately 100 (drow can drink at 80, so technically illegal), Kelvin — claimed he was 6-7 moon cycles old. The device flagged him as a minor. Kelvin was placed on the Stonehill Inn's "do not serve" list until he determines his actual age. Haldak registered as 100 but Pip concluded the device was broken.

Elmar Barthen and Haldak

Haldak Tencloak visits Elmar Barthen at Barthen's Provisions.

The Blacksmith — Alger Frakk

Othorion visited Alger Frakk at the smithy, where Maza Fieldsalder was still apprenticing. Othorion asked Alger to repair his hand crossbow (damaged during the road). Alger also had an unclaimed gift originally intended for Jonah — since Jonah had departed, he offered it split between Othorion and Haldak. Haldak deferred, calling it debt repayment to Kavu for saving him earlier. Othorion selected a razor-sharp dagger (non-magical, upgraded quality)


Shopping, Logistics, and the Wyvern Tor Reward

The party reconverges, compares notes, and handles the practical work: supply runs, potion counts, custom item pickups, healing gear.


Planning — Thundertree

Thundertree emerges as the obvious next step. Reidoth may be there. The area may also connect to Cragmaw Castle and, by extension, Gundren Rockseeker. With local business handled and town relationships refreshed, the party ends the session in significantly better organisational shape than it began.


The Rain Dance — A Theological Moment

Kavu and Kelvin resume their ceremonial rain dance, this time recruiting more of the party. Kelvin asked Othorion if he wanted to join. Othorion's response: "I would rather kill myself."

The DM's immediate reply: "I'm not going to make you do anything, but I would rather kill myself as a really good way to make sure the DM never heeds any calls you make to your deity ever again." Then: a dark foreboding descended on Othorion — "you know when you walk around and it's dark out and then everything goes really quiet and this chill and heat at the same time run down your body and you're like, shit, I shouldn't be here, I've done something stupid." There was also a full moon. Behind the clouds, but present. Kelvin noted to Roland: "in nature, wolves bond by howling at the moon together. This could help us be stronger as a tribe."

Othorion: "I will join you in your dance." He did not strip down (the DM had offered advantage on the roll for doing so, citing the Eilistraee doctrine; he declined). He shuffled. After the performance, Sildar's verdict: "If nothing else, that was good cardio."

The next morning's weather: "35 degrees Fahrenheit. Clear skies. I shit you not." The DM put the roll result on screen to prove it. Kavu is now essentially convinced the dance works. Roland is not. Othorion is trying very hard not to examine his own participation.


NPCs Encountered

NPC Role Notes
Pip Stonehill Party ally Reunion; Mainestrid Copperlocks intelligence; punched Roland
Qelline Alderleaf Farm contact Key lead: Reidoth visits the farm; findable near Thundertree
Drizzle Kavu's squire Back wages paid; reintegrated into party orbit
Sildar Hallwinter Mayor of Phandalin Tresendar Manor reconstruction and fortification discussion
Sister Garaele Cleric, Shrine of Luck Quest reward paid — 3 potions of healing
Daran Edermath Order of the Gauntlet Old Owl Well debrief; offered Kavu Order membership (refused); humming Lifting Spirits tune
Elmar Barthen Shopkeeper Old dialect conversation with Haldak; sourced Netheril books
Granny Graywind Lionshield Coster Serenaded by Boulders for Muscles
Zilnath House Baenre Led road ambush approaching Phandalin; retreated after Haldak's Darkness
Mainestrid Copperlocks Gnome political operative Was in town during party's absence; attempted to claim mining interests

Loot / Rewards

Item Source
100gp (20gp per person) Wyvern Tor orc bounty
3 × Potion of Healing Sister Garaele — Bowgentle's Spellbook quest reward
Historical books on Netheril Sourced by Elmar Barthen for Haldak Tencloak
Razor-sharp dagger (non-magical) Alger Frakk — originally Jonah's unclaimed gift; selected by Othorion

Party Notes


Threads Opened / Advanced